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Lunchlady Land Chords

“Lunchlady Land” by Adam Sandler guitar chords: in the key of G# with the chords G#, C# and D#. It's an easy, beginner-friendly arrangement using common open chords. Use the interactive player to transpose to your vocal range, add a capo, and autoscroll hands-free while you strum.

Chords:G#C#D#

Chords for Lunchlady Land

Key: G#BPM: 90Difficulty: Easy

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Woke up in the morning

Put on my new plastic glove

Served some reheated salisbury steak

With a little slice of love

G# C#

Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of

Just know everythings doing fine

C# G#

Down here in Lunchlady Land

Well I wear this net on my head

Cause my red hair is fallinout

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

Cause I got a bad case of the gout

I know you want seconds on the corndogs

But theres not reason to shout

Everybody gets enough food

C# G#

Down here in Lunchlady Land

C# G#

Well yesterdays meatloaf is todays sloppy joes

And my breath reeks of tuna

And theres lots of black hairs coming out of my nose

In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true

Clouds made of carrots and peas

Mountains built of shepherds pie

And rivers made of macaroni and cheese

But dont forget to return your trays

And try to ignore my gum disease

No student can escape the magic of

C# G# C#

Lunchlady Land

Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders

Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans

Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders

Navy beans, navy beans

Meatloaf sandwich

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see

All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me

It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold

I said I got the spatula just do what youre told

Then the liver and onions started joining the fight

And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might

And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head

etc...

Its called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread

I said what did I do to make you all so mad

They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad

Then the green beans said you better run and hide

But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side

He said if it wasnt for the Lunchlady the kids wouldnt eatcha

You should be shakin her hand and sayin please to meet ya

She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal

You should be kissin her feet and kissin her mole

Now all the angry foods just leave me alone

And we all live together in a happy home

Thanks to

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Well me and sloppy joe got married

We got six kids and were doin just fine

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About Lunchlady Land

“Lunchlady Land” by Adam Sandler is a popular song that sits comfortably on acoustic guitar. This arrangement uses 3 chords — G#, C# and D# — with the progression centred on G#, C# and D#. Because it sticks to common open shapes, it's a great choice for beginners and campfire sing-alongs. Hover or tap any chord above to see its fingering, change the key with the transpose buttons, or set a capo to match the original recording.